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"I'm gay" - an excuse?

by stella_jones @ 29/04/2007 - 19:57:24

So I went out last night - girly night, watch out lads, that sort of thing.  As you know i'm a single gal now so if a nice guy caught my eye i was the first to go up and say hello! 

However, with two such guys, the response was: 'Sorry, I'm gay!'

What are the odds of that?  Is 'I'm gay' the new 'I'm just not that into you?'  Are they trying to spare your feelings?  Or is it just that my gay-dar was working overtime last night!? 


 
 

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"Is 'I'm gay' the new 'I'm just not that into you?'"... no, it definitely isn't. Are you sure you didn't spend your evening at a gay club?

caggybabescaggybabes [Member]
29/04/07 @ 20:08

hmmm dunno about that one.

stella_jonesstella_jones [Member]
29/04/07 @ 20:09

Nope, just your average city centre nightclub! Hmm.... ;)

chucksvillechucksville [Member]
29/04/07 @ 20:19

an embarrassin tale to make you giggle...

i had cause to give a lift to a rather nice girl who unbeknown to me was... not into fellas?!

so we chatted & she was telling me all this.. very forward type, information.

i thawt she was trying to turn me on, to be honest, but did keep refering to XXXXX (cant give names). all i kept thinking was things like 'god u & your sister are close' and 'arent you a bit old to share a bed' etc

so i walked into office later that day, admittedly still carrying a slight horn & told the girls in the office...

yes, a MASSIVE amount of laughter was heard...

i am soooo stupid 8|

but to be honest, i'm just glad i didnt act on my thawts while listenin to her stories...

thats it, tale over...

hally31hally31 [Member]
30/04/07 @ 19:39

I think you were probs just quite unlucky on that particular night so I wouldn't give up yet!
How are you feeling anyway?

EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
04/05/07 @ 06:31

Maybe you're attracted to the pretty boys ;)

Ok sweet heart, sorry to break it to you, but as my good old friend Robbie say's "All the handsome men are gay" Tell you what, stop going to the very stylish and good looking beautiful body guys, most likely they are gay. remember...the better the skin, the gayer the guy. Cheers love. also look for beer, a lot of my fellow homo's drink beer, but still not as much as hetro's.

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